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Razzmatazz
18-09-2011, 09:45 PM
**UPDATE: sorry dudes, position filled! Could still look into applicants of other classes/specs if they're awesome**

Hello dear members of the above-named forum. Fancy Hat Club, a guild in your World of Warcrafts is looking to fill some recently abandoned hats. We could also accept new recruits bringing their own hats.

Fancy Hat Club is a casualcore 10-man group that's been around in some form or another since the DAWN OF TIME, and right now we have killed 5, count'em, cinco of Ragnaros' minions on "normal" mode. We are looking to continue our succesful campaign by killing yet more of his minions, as you do. But we would like something of the healing variety to accompany us, preferably a druid or shaman. We could also look into other applicants (particularly a ranged dps of some form, preferably a moonkin, shadow priest or warlock), on the condition they don't mind being rejected like a piece of very unappealing dirt.

We raid twice a week, on Mondays and Wednesdays, from 8:30 pm server time to around 12 server time, and are generally quite flexible about things like attendance rates, sexual preference, shoe size, and number of bathroom breaks during raids (provided n<4 where n is the number of bathroom breaks).

If you are interested for some inexplicable reason, please send me a PM either on these forums or through these forums (http://www.raidcalendar.com/f/) (where I am also referred to as 'Razzmatazz'), with answers to the following questions:

1. Character name:

2. Character age (please specify metric):

3. Do you have any prominent facial scars?

4a. Character class:
4b. Primary spec:
4c. Secondary spec:

5. What is your preferred role?

6. If you are required in a role other than your preferred, which of the following would best characterise your response?
[ ] Enthusiastic acceptance
[ ] Quiet sulk
[ ] Noisy sulk
[ ] Tears
[ ] Tantrum
[ ] Rage quit
[ ] "a bird flew in my window"
[ ] Linking stories from BBC news
(You may pick multiple options.)

8. What type of hat do you consider your favourite, and why?

9. Please detail your previous raiding experience.

10. Why do you want to join Fancy Hat Club?

11. What other games do you play and why? Note: Farmville is not a respectable answer. Points will be deducted for cover shooters.

12. Please detail your personal life. Be as specific as you can.

13. Do you think you would fit in to the group? Why? How would you respond if other members had difficulty accepting you? Have you ever written more than 3,000 words on a personal topic before?

14a. There was no question 7. How does this make you feel?
14b. If there had been a question 7, what would you have wanted it to have been? Why?

15. Are you a male night elf? Please be forthright.