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Bunneh
11-03-2010, 11:22 AM
It's mostly to strike up a conversation but sometimes the questions are downright silly.

Coming out of the library a few weeks a go I bumped into a friend of mine who asked me 'been to the library?'.

On my way back from shopping with 4 Morrisons' bags laden with stuff the window cleaner shouts 'been shopping?' No, I always carry 4 large bags around as though I have large cancerous growths on both my legs.

Walking into a newsagent in my cycling gear with the assistant asking me 'you on your bike?' Of course I'm not, I always walk around the local city centre dressed like a florecent green dildo, clacking my feet and sucking on my water bottle.

So what daft questions have you been asked (this one doesn't count)?

Jimmy the Necromancer
11-03-2010, 11:37 AM
What's wrong with starting a conversation? Lighten up.

Haplo
11-03-2010, 12:16 PM
There are no stupid questions....






Only stupid people, so edit your subject into "stupid people asked me stuff"

Backupo
11-03-2010, 02:12 PM
The other day, my girlfriend asked me, 'do you love me?'

What's wrong with people these days?

Jimmy the Necromancer
11-03-2010, 06:42 PM
The other day, my girlfriend asked me, 'do you love me?'

What's wrong with people these days?

That's just girlfriends. Very normal.

Shiverchill
12-03-2010, 06:11 AM
Here's your sign!

And shame on people if they dont know where that quote comes from