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Turiel
03-12-2009, 03:07 PM
Its not just nigerians anymore!

I'll get right on that, Lt General Peter Smith!


HE PRESIDENCY
OFFICE OF THE PRIME MINISTER
GREAT BRITAIN.
TEL +44-792-400-4260

CONFIDENTIAL DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY PAYMENT

ATTENTION BENEFICIARY:

Based on our investigation department, we wish to warn you against some
Miscreants, Hoodlums and Touts who go about scamming innocent people by
claiming to be who they are not and thereby tarnishing the image of this
wonderful country. I am Lt General Peter Smith (Rtd), National Security Adviser
to the new Prime Minister of Great Britain.

I am delighted to inform you that the contract panel which just concluded it
seating in Manchester City just released your name amongst contractors to benefit from
the Diplomatic Immunity Payment. This Panel was primarily delegated to
investigate manipulated contract claims, contracts and over-invoiced payment as
the effect has eaten deep into the economy of our dear country. However, we
wish to bring to your notice that your contract profile is still reflecting in
our central computer as unpaid beneficiary while auditing was going on. Your
contract/Inheritance file was forwarded to my office by the auditors as unclaimed fund, we
wish to use this medium to inform you that for the time being the Government Of Great Britain
has stopped further payment through bank to bank transfer due to beneficiary's numerous
petitions to United Nations against Britain on wrong payment and diversion of contract/Inheritance
funds to different accounts.

In this regards, we are going to send your contract part payment of GBP 1,000.000.00(One Million
British Pounds Sterlings) to you via our accredited shipping company and I have secured every needed
documents to cover the money while the diplomat will get it delivered to you
right to your door step. Note: The money is coming on 2 security proof boxes.
The boxes are sealed with synthetic nylon seal and padded with machine.

You don't have to worry about anything as the transaction is 100% risk free. The
boxes are coming with a Diplomatic agent who will accompany the boxes to your
house address. All you need to do now is to send your full house address
and your identity such as, international passport or drivers license and your
mobile phone and telephone number, The Diplomatic Agent will travel with it. He
will call you immediately he arrives to your country's airport. I hope you
understand me. Kindly get back to this ofice today also with the requested informations
so that we can proceed on this matter as soon as possible.

1)Your full name.

2)Phone, fax and mobile

3)company name, position and address.

4)profession, age and marital status.

5)Copy of int'l passport,drivers license,or any valid ID card via e-mail
attachment.

Bear in mind that the diplomat does not know the original contents of the
boxes. What was declared to them as the contents is Sensitive Photographic Film
Materials for Security Reasons. We did not declare money to them. If they
call you and ask you the contents,tell them the same thing. We will secure
the Diplomatic Immunity Clearance Certificate (D.I.C.C) which will make him pass
custom checkpoints here safely without any hitch until he get to the united states
where he will notify you via phone call of what the necessary United States Customs DUTY FEE will be.

Confirm the receipt of this message and send the requirements to me immediately because your boxes
are scheduled to leave as soon as we hear from you.

Best Regards,
Lt General Peter Smith (Rtd).
National Security Adviser to the Prime Minister
Great Britain.

Hurtgen
04-12-2009, 01:37 AM
Ill BEAR this in mind.

Elendor
06-12-2009, 01:40 AM
I can never understand why if someone's going to go to that much trouble to write all that they don't make sure their grammar and spelling is at least right! I always used to wonder how people could actually fall for them until I dealt with a job at work where a bloke had fallen for one of the old Nigerian ones and the end result was extremely sad! It seems some people are pretty naive still amazingly!

Bunneh
12-12-2009, 03:06 PM
Got one this morning. Made me chuckle somewhat since I never knew that the Nigerian government would use Hotmail for their offices :P

OFFICE OF THE SENATE HOUSE
FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA
COMMITTEE ON FOREIGN PAYMENT
(RESOLUTIONPANEL ON CONTRACT PAYMENT)
IKOYI-LAGOS NIGERIA

Our Ref:

FGN /SNT/STB Your ..........................

ATTN: BENEFICIARY


THIS IS TO OFFICIALLY INFORM YOU THAT WE THE SENATE RESOLUTION COMMITTEE
ON FOREIGN CONTRACT/INHERITANCE/LOTTERY PAYMENT HAVE VERIFIED YOUR PAYMENT
FILE AND FOUND OUT THAT WHY YOU HAVE NOT RECEIVED YOUR PAYMENT IS BECAUSE
YOU HAVE NOT FUFILLED THE OBLIGATIONS GIVEN TO YOU IN RESPECT OF YOUR
CONTRACT/INHERITANCE/LOTTERY PAYMENT.SECONDLY WE HAVE BEEN INFORMED THAT
YOU ARE STILL DEALING WITH THE NONE OFFICIALS IN THE BANK ALL YOUR ATTEMPT
TO SECURE THE RELEASE OF THE FUND TO YOU.

WE WISH TO ADVISE YOU THAT SUCH AN ILLEGAL ACT LIKE THIS HAVE TO STOP IF
YOU WISHES TO RECEIVE YOUR PAYMENT SINCE WE HAVE DECIDED TO BRING A
SOLUTION TO YOUR PROBLEM. RIGHT NOW WE HAVE ARRANGED YOUR PAYMENT THROUGH
OUR SWIFT CARD PAYMENT CENTRE, THAT IS THE LATEST INSTRUCTION FROM THE NEW
PRESIDENT,ALHAJI UMARU MUSA YAR'ADUA (GCFR) FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA.

THIS CARD CENTRE WILL SEND YOU AN ATM CARD WHICH YOU WILL USE TO
WITHDRAW YOUR MONEY IN ANY ATM MACHINE IN ANY PART OF THE WORLD, BUT THE MAXIMUM
AMOUNT TO WITHDRAW IS TWO THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS PER DAY. SO IF
YOU LIKE TO RECEIVE YOUR FUND IN THIS WAY, PLEASE LET US KNOW BY
CONTACTING THE ATM PAYMENT DEPARTMENT AND ALSO SEND THE FOLLOWING
INFORMATION AS LISTED BELOW TO THE ATM PAYMENT DIRECTOR WHOSE CONTACT
INFORMATION IS ALSO OUTLINED BELOW. JUST CALL HIM IMMEDAITELY FOR MORE
DETAILS REGARGING YOUR PAYMENT.


1.FULL NAME
2.PHONE AND FAX NUMBER
3.ADDRESS WHERE YOU WANT THEM TO SEND THE ATM CARD TO(P.O.BOX NOT ACCEPTABLE)
4.YOUR AGE AND CURRENT OCCUPATION

CONTACT PERSON:

DR.PAUL MARTIN
DIRECTOR,ATM PAYMENT DEPARTMENT
PHONE:+234-7060402845
EMAIL:paulmartins01@hotmail.com


THE ATM CARD PAYMENT CENTRE HAS BEEN MANDATED TO ISSUE OUT US$6M AS PART
PAYMENT FOR THIS FISCAL YEAR 2009. ALSO FOR YOUR INFORMATION, YOU HAVE TO
STOP ANY FURTHER COMMINUCATION WITH ANY OTHER PERSON(S) OR OFFICE(S)TO
AVOID ANY HITCHES IN RECEIVING YOUR PAYMENT.


NOTE :We have mounted our security network to monitor every in-coming call
,if we still find out that you are still dealing with all those fraudsters
that have been frustrating people , we shall stop and cancel your
payment
immediately.

THANKS.

MRS. ANN DIM
SECRETARY SENATE RESOLUTION
COMMITTEE ON FOREIGN AFFAIRS