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20-04-2009, 08:08 AM
Something my Dad sent me.


I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I gave her a
Fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave it back to her and told her
That she had made a mistake in MY favor and gave her the money back. She became
Indignant and informed me she was educated and knew what she was doing, and
Returned the money again. I gave her the money back again...same scenario! I
Departed the store with the $46.64.

...............They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail.

I walked into a Mickey D's with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a sandwich. I
Handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said "buy
One-get one free." "They're already buy-one-get-one-free", she said, "so I guess
They're both free" She handed me my free sandwiches and I walked out the door.

................They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail.

One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of them shouted,
"Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and said, "Where?"

...............They Walk Among Us!

While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction
Was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every
Morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?" When my brother explained
That the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook her head and
Said, "Oh I don't keep up with that stuff."

................They Walk Among Us!!

I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call
From an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him,
"The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is
That Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh,

...............They Walk Among Us!

My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a seat belt
If she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.

...............They Walk Among Us!

My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted
10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times
10% and gave us a 20% discount.

...............They Walk Among Us!

I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to the lost
Luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled
And told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in
Good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"

................They Walk Among Us!

While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go.
He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4
Pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. "Just cut it
Into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces."

...............Yep, They Walk Among Us!

They Walk Among Us, AND they reproduce, and WORST OF
ALL...................................they VOTE!

20-04-2009, 09:36 AM
Sad ain't it ... and still hilarious at the same time. :P

20-04-2009, 09:45 AM
Oh my... the seatbelt one is the best lol

20-04-2009, 09:56 AM
And they all remind me of one of my co-workers :confused:

20-04-2009, 10:05 AM
I've got a 60-something year old programming teacher in my school, which everybody calls "Miss" (wut), and after 30 years or more of professing (she taught my fucking mother, for heaven's sake), she still has problems spelling code. "whaile" instead of "while", "four" instead of "for" etc. Doesn't know SHIT about coding OR maths, in my first year of learning C++ she had issues with even the simplest of problems. (smallest common denominator, what?)

And yet she gets a paycheck double to that of my current programming teacher, which has tutored plenty of kids that go every year to international contests (and win them).

.. They Walk Among Us!

20-04-2009, 11:29 AM
I was expecting something more sinister!