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Goonerr
07-02-2009, 07:05 PM
LCD monitors employ a backlight to illuminate the screen. These lights are known as Cold Cathode Fluorecent Lamps (CCFLs). CCFL's use varying electrical impulses to excite the atoms in the lamp to emit electrons, which cause a low-pressure gas inside the bulb to fluoresce.

By exciting the atoms at certain frequancies, it is possible to cause the lamp to emit different wavelengths of light, from infra-red to unltra-violet, it is the ultra violet end of the spectrum that our technology employs, by focusing the electrical current delivered to the CCFL in your monitor, we can control the level, intensity and exposure times, according to your skin profile and usage history...

Get your free trial tan now by going here http://www.computertan.com/ and clicking start.

:)

imigrid
08-02-2009, 09:36 AM
Nice way of getting the message out :D

Ashborn
08-02-2009, 11:44 AM
Assuming this wasn't complete bullshit and Goonerr even more retarded than I had assumed - which in itself is quite the feat - uv directly in teh faic is a great way to rape your eyes.

Valoran
08-02-2009, 12:44 PM
This phrase was intended for situations exactly like this one.

"My eyes, the googles, they do nothing!"

Goonerr
08-02-2009, 01:22 PM
its a shame they posted about this in the paper, would of been quite funny knowing some people would have taken this site serious, sat there waiting for a tan, rofl

Astroth
10-02-2009, 03:04 AM
Assuming this wasn't complete bullshit and Goonerr even more retarded than I had assumed - which in itself is quite the feat - uv directly in teh faic is a great way to rape your eyes.

Oooooh, nerd rage!

Proterra
10-02-2009, 12:28 PM
Oooooh, nerd rage!

Oooooh, generic reply!

(try looking up gooners posting history, you will see it was entirely justifed >_>)

Slicer
10-02-2009, 12:30 PM
... And there I was thinking he was a genius.

Proterra
10-02-2009, 12:31 PM
Maybe in a twisted, alertnate universe he is Slicer. Maybe he is.

Cheiftan
10-02-2009, 01:25 PM
Maybe in a twisted, alertnate universe he is Slicer. Maybe he is.

Goonerr is Slicer? Fuck about.

Muffy
10-02-2009, 01:52 PM
Howcome almost every post on SSE now confuses me...

Slicer
10-02-2009, 02:38 PM
Howcome almost every post on SSE now confuses me...

Because you touch yourself at night. Bet you didn't see that one coming!

Goonerr is Slicer? Fuck about.

It's my retarded alter ego.

Muffy
10-02-2009, 03:30 PM
If i could remember where in Scotland you were from i'd try to come back with something witty!

Kingdom of Fife isint it?

Slicer
10-02-2009, 03:41 PM
Mmm, yes. Although not the main areas of it such as Kirkcaldy or Glenrothes.

Goonerr
10-02-2009, 04:52 PM
yea, im slicer, damn!! you found me out :*

Atreyas
21-02-2009, 10:23 PM
Computer tanning? Probably some fine print somewhere ''Clinically proven to burn your eyes out [TM]''