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Alia
16-11-2007, 07:35 AM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm

Eisenheim
16-11-2007, 07:37 AM
Gief the middle part of the link instead of "..st"!!

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Oogie
16-11-2007, 08:36 AM
It says here, Scotland. Ayr to be precise :P

So only in Scotland.

Xi, basically a guy was caught having sex with a bike, he was given three years probation and 3 years on the sex offenders list rofl

Click (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm)

Alia
16-11-2007, 09:36 AM
I don't get it...

If a guy wants to f**k his bicycle in the privacy of his own bedroom.. what business is it of anyone elses?

To hell with the cleaners.. he could have been shagging his gf, blow-up doll or whatever, it's none of their business.

What's the world coming to when you get put on the sex offenders register for getting horny with a bicycle in the privacy of your own room.. Next they'll be banging us up for w**king over porn on our laptops!

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That was my m8 comment hehe

Über
16-11-2007, 02:22 PM
"Stewart had denied the offence, claiming it was caused by a misunderstanding after he had too much to drink."

Can't fail with blaming it on alcohol. :P

Bunneh
16-11-2007, 02:47 PM
I'm di.sgusted! As a proud owner of a bicycle I'm disturbed at this new trend! Next we'll have these Cyclophiles hanging about cycle shops in trench coats.

Lock him up and throw away the key!

:P

Muffy
16-11-2007, 03:02 PM
he did it in public, thats prolly what made it so bad. it was my uncle... True story
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Flawless
16-11-2007, 03:10 PM
he did it in public, thats prolly what made it so bad. it was my uncle... True story
actually it was a private room and they used a master key to unlock it, not like they just strolled past it with the door open

Minimac
16-11-2007, 03:20 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7098116.stm

Seems lots of people found this a bit strange.

Jarelan
16-11-2007, 03:27 PM
What I would say to a client of mine that wanted to do this kind of thing is as long as it's behind a bolted door, with an inanimate object, then each to their own.

Yay I'm free to abuse my vacuum!!!

Muffy
16-11-2007, 03:31 PM
oh my bad thought it was in public.

thats a bit harsh... ;s
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Senex
16-11-2007, 03:33 PM
Never insist on pleading guilty. Ever.

Jarelan
16-11-2007, 03:42 PM
Maybe he pled guilty hoping that by doing so, it wouldn't get to court and be made public. Thing is it got made public anyway and he said he was guilty.

Flawless
16-11-2007, 03:54 PM
I like how its a lawyer saying never pled guilty, advice for the future. :D

Jarelan
16-11-2007, 04:33 PM
It's common practice never to admit to guilt. Same thing if you have a car accident, never say sorry because that implies guilt.

Flawless
16-11-2007, 06:24 PM
Uh hu, I was led to believe that guilty implies a less harsh sentence if found guilty? :G

Kenny
16-11-2007, 06:36 PM
I don't get it, how do you have sex with a bicycle?

Jarelan
16-11-2007, 11:03 PM
you know bike are made of tubular metal?

....

Ok there we go.

Flawless
16-11-2007, 11:11 PM
Simulating sex

Miniloth
16-11-2007, 11:32 PM
Hmm not a lot wrong with that.

In my youth I humped a few bikes...............oh its a real metal bike that different:rolleyes:

Senex
17-11-2007, 12:24 AM
Uh hu, I was led to believe that guilty implies a less harsh sentence if found guilty? :G
A common misconception.